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Yale Pollack
Syosset, NY Attorney with 18 years of experience
116 Jackson Ave
Syosset, NY 11791
Free ConsultationEmployment
Touro College Jacob D. Fuchsberg Law Center
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Michael Anthony Santo
Bellmore, NY Attorney with 41 years of experience
Free ConsultationMedical Malpractice, Nursing Home and Personal Injury
New England Law | Boston and New England Law | Boston
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Christopher Patrick Ulrich
Melville, NY Attorney with 30 years of experience
Free ConsultationElder, Estate Planning, Nursing Home and Personal Injury
After attending St. John's University School of Law, I was nominated to and received a position as a court attorney with the Appellate Division, Second Department. After two years, I entered private practice, involved with commercial transactions and litigation.
Today, I operate a boutique practice, aligning my clients' needs with the specific requirements of their case. We provide services to clients in the areas of personal injury, trusts and estates, and consumer law.
Rather than trying to be experts in all areas, we partner and co-counsel with amazing attorneys who are fantastic at what they do, so as...
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Melissa Negrin-Wiener
Melville, NY Attorney
Elder and Estate Planning
Binghamton University and Maurice A. Deane School of Law at Hofstra University
Melissa Negrin-Wiener is a senior partner at Cona Elder Law. Ms. Negrin-Wiener manages the Government Benefits Department, concentrating her practice in the areas of asset protection, Medicaid eligibility planning, estate planning, special needs planning, mediation, guardianships and Veteran benefits. She supervises the preparation of Medicaid Applications for nursing home care, home health care and community benefits, resolves complex Medicaid issues and represents families facing a reduction in Medicaid home care hours and services.
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Howard Errol Gilbert
Melville, NY Lawyer with 44 years of experience
Arbitration & Mediation, Civil Rights, Education and Employment
St. John's University School of Law and Clark University
The GILBERT LAW GROUP is a private practice law firm devoted exclusively to Labor and Employment Law matters. Mr. Gilbert's experience is extensive, spanning more than 30 years as an attorney, professor, negotiator, arbitrator, and mediator involving a wide array of labor and employment disputes in both the private and public sectors.
Call 631.630.0100 or go to www.gilbertlegal.net for more information.
The firm serves a diverse range of clients. Mr. Gilbert provides daily counsel regarding employment discrimination and harassment of all types, labor-management issues, wage and hour/overtime issues, Dept. of Labor investigations and audits, employee relations, contract administration and interpretation, executive...
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Michelle Patricia Ferlito
New York, NY Lawyer with 6 years of experience
(631) 557-4744
1355 Merrick Rd Suite B, Copiague, NY 11726, United States
New York, NY 11726
Free ConsultationAppeals, Bankruptcy and Business
Touro College Jacob D. Fuchsberg Law Center
At Ferlito Law Group P.C. I provide remote and local business services to my clients. I provide comprehensive legal and business consulting (outside General Counsel) services to founding entrepreneurs and their businesses. This includes: incorporation, corporate structuring, governance and contracts, due diligence, purchase and sales of small businesses.
As of counsel to the Basile Law Firm P.C. I provide legal and business consulting services to small cap public companies to develop plans to restructure, remediate convertible debt and other corporate debt without filing bankruptcy, attract capital funding, acquisition funding, and effectuate mergers and acquisitions in order to preserve business...
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Todd J. Zimmer
Commack, NY Lawyer with 31 years of experience
Free ConsultationDivorce and Family
Touro Law School
Zimmer, Mathiesen & Associates, has gained its reputation and recognition all across Long Island as an aggressive, compassionate and highly effective family law and divorce law firm in Suffolk County. This has led to countless awards and recognition by the highest and most regarded entities in the Law circuit and locally in Long Island.
Our mission is to treat each individual with the highest level of ethics, show compassion, work with professionalism, and bring aggressive representation to the court of law. We understand that no case is ever the same, so we will meet with you and listen to all your...
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Richard Frank Artura
Lindenhurst, NY Attorney with 39 years of experience
Free ConsultationBankruptcy, Foreclosure Defense and Real Estate
St. John's University School of Law
Richard Artura, Esq., has been practicing bankruptcy law for over 30 years. His practice includes bankruptcy litigation in both Chapter 7 and Chapter 13 cases. Mr. Artura is an adjunct professor at Touro Law School and is a long-standing member on the Suffolk Country Bar Association's Bankruptcy Law Committee.
Through advice and representation, Richard Artura can determine the best and most affordable ways to: eliminate overwhelming credit card debt, reduce burdensome mortgage payments, stop creditor collection actions, and overcome foreclosure difficulties. Additionally, Mr. Artura uses the bankruptcy court to modify delinquent mortgage loans.
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Ian M. Sack
Melville, NY Lawyer with 22 years of experience
(212) 453-5330
425 Broadhollow Rd aka Route 110
Suite #417
Melville, NY 11747
Free ConsultationCriminal Defense and Personal Injury
City University of New York School of Law
Ian M. Sack, received his Juris Doctorate from CUNY Law in 2002 & admitted to both the State & Federal Bar soon after. Sack, served as an Assistant District Attorney in the Bronx County District Attorney’s Office. Mr. Sack then worked at a Suffolk County employment discrimination, labor & employment law firm. Sack then began as a Trial Attorney for a personal injury law firm. As a Major Case Trial Attorney, Mr. Sack tried high exposure personal injury cases involving serious injuries/death. Sack has taken jury verdicts in the Bronx, Brooklyn, Queens, EDNY, Riverhead in State & Federal Courts. In...
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Daniel J. Herrera
Melville, NY Attorney with 26 years of experience
Free ConsultationDivorce
Albany Law School
At Solomon Herrera McCormick, PLLC, we take pride in providing dedicated and knowledgeable attorneys who are capable of handling all your legal concerns, no matter the size or complexity. We are committed to helping you achieve your goals, and you can count on our team to work tirelessly on your behalf.
I am dedicated to providing experienced counsel and a high level of individual attention in matters involving family law, real estate, criminal defense and civil litigation.
Contact the office today for a free consultation!
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Joshua Parker Blumberg
Amityville, NY Attorney with 25 years of experience
Free ConsultationTulane University School of Law
Joshua P. Blumberg is a partner at Blumberg, Cherkoss, Fitz Gibbons & Blumberg and one of the most promising and diligent attorneys in the Amityville legal community. Mr. Blumberg followed in the footsteps of both his grandfather and father (H. Lee Blumberg) by attending the University of Michigan, where he earned his B.A. He then went on to be admitted to Tulane University, where he graduated with his Juris Doctor in 2000. He was admitted to the New York and U.S. District Court bar that same year. After joining his father at Blumberg, Cherkoss, Fitz Gibbons & Blumberg, Mr. Blumberg...
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Tim Akpinar
Maritime, Medical Malpractice, Personal Injury and Products Liability
St. John's University School of Law
Tim handles motor vehicle accidents, slip & fall accidents, medical malpractice, boating accidents, cruise ship accidents, and complex hull/machinery/cargo cases. Tim represents commercial mariners, recreational boaters, cruise ship passengers, and other injury plaintiffs. As a former shipboard officer, he understands the importance of the Jones Act and other maritime laws.
Tim taught law at SUNY Maritime College and in the MBA program at Southern New Hampshire University. On a limited basis, he tutors law school graduates for the New York State Bar Exam. He is referenced in Wikipedia - Seaman’s Manslaughter Statute. Tim was asked to cover the subject of...
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Gina Pellettieri
Centereach, NY Lawyer with 26 years of experience
Arbitration & Mediation, Divorce and Real Estate
Maurice A. Deane School of Law at Hofstra University
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Jason T. Brown
Huntington, NY Attorney with 28 years of experience
Free ConsultationEmployment, Nursing Home, Personal Injury and Products Liability
Rutgers University - Camden
We protect whistleblowers nationwide primarily using the False Claims Act, but also other whistleblower programs as well: SEC, CFTC, IRS, AML, NHTSA, CEPA to name a few.
I formerly served as an FBI Special Agent dedicated to protecting this great country. After I left the Bureau, I handle high-end, high-profile litigation and run a firm with about 20 people in it who have the passion to fight for what is right.
I have been part of several litigations that resulted in settlements and judgments in excess of $100,000,000, but past results don't guarantee future success.
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David Perecman
Jericho, NY Lawyer with 45 years of experience
Free ConsultationConstruction, Medical Malpractice, Personal Injury and Workers' Comp
Brooklyn Law School
One of New York City’s Leading Personal Injury Lawyers
For over 40 years, David H. Perecman has dedicated his life to serving New York and Long Island’s injured individuals, workers, and their surviving family members. Over the years, Mr. Perecman has distinguished himself as one of the leading personal injury lawyers in New York City. He concentrates his practice on all aspects of personal injury law, including construction accidents, premises accidents, automobile accidents, and medical malpractice, as well as employment discrimination, false arrest, and civil rights matters. He is licensed to practice in the U.S. Supreme Court, New York State, and...
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Rajan Kambo
Jericho, NY Lawyer with 3 years of experience
Free ConsultationImmigration
Benjamin N. Cardozo School of Law
Mr. Kambo is the Principal Attorney and Founder of Kambo Law. His practice focuses on United States Immigration and United States Customs laws. He has represented clients from all over the country and abroad in immigration, and customs matters.
Mr. Kambo's immigration practice involves family-based immigration applications and petitions to the United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) and the Department of State. He has successfully represented clients in submitting petitions, arguing appeals, and delivering relief and results to his clients undergoing the burden of immigration legal proceedings. This includes Special Immigrant Juvenile (SIJ) proceedings, marriage-based green card applications, naturalization applications,...
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John Nicholas Tasolides
Syosset, NY Attorney with 43 years of experience
Criminal Defense, DUI & DWI, Traffic Tickets and White Collar Crime
Maurice A. Deane School of Law at Hofstra University
After graduation from law school, Mr. Tasolides served as an Assistant District Attorney in Brooklyn, New York. His background as a prosecutor makes him particularly effective as he defends the rights of his clients who have been accused of committing white-collar crimes engaging in health care and insurance fraud, and other complex financial crimes, as well as more traditional crimes such as Driving While Intoxicated, substance abuse offenses, and other serious felonies.
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Matthew Madzelan
Syosset, NY Lawyer
Free ConsultationEmployment and Personal Injury
Hofstra University
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Preet Kaur Chhabra
Hicksville, NY Lawyer with 14 years of experience
Free ConsultationImmigration
St. John's University School of Law
Growing up in the vibrant city of London to Indian parents, I was immersed in a rich blend of cultural experiences. London's cosmopolitan atmosphere taught me to embrace diversity and cherish the multitude of traditions coexisting harmoniously.
My educational journey in the U.S. began at Nassau Community College, where I earned my A.A. Degree. Fueled by a passion for excellence, I was honored to receive the Presidential Transfer Scholarship to St. John’s University, where I obtained my B.S. degree in Criminal Justice. During my time at St. John's, I excelled academically, graduating Magna Cum Laude and earning a place on The...
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Cristina M. Lipan
Wantagh, NY Attorney with 13 years of experience
Bankruptcy
Hofstra University
Cristina Lipan represents chapter 7 trustees in chapter 7 and chapter 11 bankruptcy cases, as well as representing debtors in chapter 11 bankruptcy cases. A local New York State graduate, Ms. Lipan is admitted to practice in the Southern and Eastern Districts of New York Bankruptcy Courts.
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Arthur Irving Blutter
Plainview, NY Lawyer with 45 years of experience
Free ConsultationBankruptcy, Estate Planning, Foreclosure Defense and Tax
Hofstra University
Experienced Foreclosure & Bankruptcy Attorney serving Brooklyn, Queens, Nassau, Suffolk & Kings County. Helping clients with back taxes, tax audits, chapter 7, chapter 11 and chapter 13 bankruptcies.
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Charles R Gueli
Woodbury, NY Lawyer
Personal Injury
Touro College Jacob D. Fuchsberg Law Center
There are many families that find themselves struggling through the aftereffects of a personal injury. Many people are harmed as a result of a car accident or a dog bite, and you don’t want to be unprepared if it ever happens to you. Instead, invest in the help of an attorney from the Law Offices of Charles L. Gueli. Here, you will be able to bring your questions the answers they deserve, precisely when it’s needed. If you have been harmed due to the negligence of another, then a Nassau County personal injury lawyer is ready to help you move...
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Andrew Doktofsky
Huntington, NY Lawyer with 27 years of experience
Free ConsultationBankruptcy and Probate
Touro College
As a Long Island bankruptcy attorney, Andrew M. Doktofsky helps individuals and their families obtain a fresh financial start. The burdens of debt and creditor harassment can be extremely stressful. Andrew works hard to ensure that filing for Chapter 7 or Chapter 13 bankruptcy goes as smoothly as possible. Through diligent preparation, and consideration of all possible outcomes of a bankruptcy filing, Andrew guides his clients through the complex bankruptcy process. In addition to bankruptcy, Andrew practices in the areas of credit reporting violations, tax resolution, and probate/estate administration. Andrew also has extensive experience in...
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Timothy J. Dennin
NORTHPORT, NY Lawyer with 41 years of experience
Securities and Stockbroker Fraud
St. John's University School of Law
New York attorney Timothy J. Dennin is a focused advocate for investors, not a general practice litigator. His extraordinary record of recovering lost money, and his national and international clientele attest to his commitment to seeing justice done.
Timothy J. Dennin began his career as an assistant district attorney in Nassau County, New York, and subsequently as a lawyer in the Washington, D.C., office of the Securities and Exchange Commission. Mr. Dennin received a J.D., with honors, from St. John’s University School of Law in 1983 and a Bachelor of Arts from the College of the Holy Cross in 1978.
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Lawrence Israeloff
Melville, NY Attorney with 33 years of experience
Estate Planning and Tax
Elisabeth Haub School of Law - Pace University and New York University School of Law
The Law Offices of Lawrence Israeloff, PLLC, Tax Attorney. Lawrence Israeloff, Esq., CPA, CFP®, is an experienced solo tax attorney and CPA with offices in New York and Long Island. His practice focuses on federal, state and local individual and business income tax planning, personal financial planning, transactional tax consulting and research, trusts, estates, and gift tax planning, tax return preparation and compliance, tax controversies, business entity formation, planning and compliance, and insurance and retirement planning.
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Abraham Jason Meir
Melville, NY Lawyer with 16 years of experience
Free ConsultationInsurance Claims, Personal Injury and Workers' Comp
Maurice A. Deane School of Law at Hofstra University
Growing up on Staten Island, my parents raised me to always help others in any way I can. As the son of immigrants, I saw the importance of community and providing assistance to those who could not help themselves while growing up and knew that’s what I wanted to do with my life. Those values instilled by my parents were the reasons that I decided to pursue teaching, volunteering as an EMT, and now why I work as a personal injury attorney.
As an accident victim myself, I understand the importance of having a compassionate and knowledgeable attorney to provide the...
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Jack H. Genser
Melville, NY Lawyer with 30 years of experience
Elder, Estate Planning, Health Care and Medical Malpractice
University of Connecticut School of Law
Jack H. Genser, Esq. manages the litigation department of the firm's Elder Law, Estate Litigation and Personal Injury divisions where he directs litigation on behalf of seniors, their families, health care facilities and individuals who have been injured due to the negligence or recklessness of someone else.
Mr. Genser is an experienced litigator who has successfully conducted jury and bench trials in Nassau and Suffolk counties as well as all counties of the City of New York. In addition to his in-court expertise, Mr. Genser is well-versed in all areas of alternative dispute resolution, including arbitration and mediation, as a means...
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Richard J. Quadrino
Melville, NY Lawyer with 39 years of experience
Free ConsultationInsurance Claims
Quinnipiac University School of Law
Richard J. Quadrino is the CEO and Founder of Quadrino Law Group. For nearly three decades, he has been a leader and innovator in the legal field. Richard has forged new ground, shaped aspects of the field of insurance law, and obtained results for clients throughout the country. His class action work has caused changes in insurance industry practices and helped thousands of individuals and businesses in their quest to be treated fairly by the insurance industry. Quadrino Law Group continues in that tradition, with Richard showing passion, grit and determination in taking on unlawful,...
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Leslie H. Tayne
Melville, NY Lawyer
Bankruptcy
Touro College Jacob D. Fuchsberg Law Center
Leslie H. Tayne, Esq. has almost 20 years experience in the practice area of consumer and business financial debt-related services. She launched her law firm, Tayne Law Group, P.C., formerly Law Offices Of Leslie H. Tayne P.C., in 2001, which is one of the few New York State law practices concentrating in debt management, debt resolution and bankruptcy alternatives for consumers, small business owners and professionals who are in need of help with managing finances. Leslie and her firm deliver comprehensive consulting and support services for clients in all areas of debt including credit cards, unsecured loans, lines of credit...
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Regina Brandow
Stony Brook, NY Lawyer with 27 years of experience
Elder, Estate Planning and Social Security Disability
Touro College Jacob D. Fuchsberg Law Center
I concentrate in the areas of Special Needs Planning, Trusts & Estates, Guardianships, and Elder Law. I am an advocate for families and individuals with disabilities and hold seminars throughout New York and Long Island on special needs planning. You can find a calendar of my upcoming events on my website. Call my office for a no-obligation consultation or to arrange for me to speak to your organization.
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Ronald C Davies
St. James, NY Attorney with 60 years of experience
220 Lake Avenue
Suite 1
St. James, NY 11764
Business, Divorce, Elder and Real Estate
Brooklyn Law School
Undergraduate degrees from Adelphi University, Garden City, New York, in which I competed as a starter in intercollegiate Athletics in Baseball, Basketball, Soccer, and Squash Racquets; Graduate School with doctorate degree, Doctor of Laws, from Brooklyn Law School; Devoted to my Private practice of law from 1963 to the present, predominantly in Suffolk County: including: Real Estate, Commercial and residential; Elder Law Matters Such as Trusts, Qualifying for Medicaid, and Preserving Assets for family spouse and children; , and its issues; Surrogate Court matters such as Wills Trusts and Estates; Matrimonial Law, Divorce, Separation,...
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Maxwell Glass
Plainview, NY Attorney with 7 years of experience
Criminal Defense, DUI & DWI, Personal Injury and Traffic Tickets
Maurice A. Deane School of Law at Hofstra University
I founded The Glass Law Group, PLLC to provide Long Islanders with competent, passionate, and creative advocacy in the area of criminal defense, with a specific emphasis on driving while intoxicated (DWI) matters, and other vehicle and traffic law violations. At The Glass Law Group, from the moment you contact us, you will be provided with personal compassionate service, and most importantly one to one contact with your lawyer whenever you need or want to talk about your case.
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Richard Jacoby
Medford, NY Lawyer with 31 years of experience
Free ConsultationBankruptcy, Personal Injury, Real Estate and White Collar Crime
Southwestern University
Richard graduated from American University in Washington, D.C., with a major in finance and accounting in 1987. He waited three years before entering the Southwestern University School of Law in Los Angeles, receiving his Juris Doctor in 1993. He worked briefly as a clerk in the United States Attorney's Office in Las Vegas and then he joined his father Melvyn Jacoby's firm in 1994.
Richard is a member of the Suffolk County Bar Association, the New York State Bar Association, the American Bar Association and the National Consumer Bankruptcy Association.
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Enza Michelle Brandi
Huntington, NY Attorney with 32 years of experience
Business, Personal Injury, Probate and Real Estate
New York Law School
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Enza Brandi, (formerly practicing law as Enza Cammarasana), is the founder of The Enza Brandi Law Firm, PLLC, with concentrations in the areas of foreclosure defense, real estate closings, commercial litigation and personal injury, handling diverse and complex litigation. Ms. Brandi has been practicing law since 1993, and founded a law firm in 1996 after working for a prestigious Long Island law firm with a heavy concentration in commercial litigation. She presently works “Of Counsel” to the law firms of Peter J. Wagner, PC and The Barton Law Group, PLLC, and to the...
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Natasha Meyers
Huntington, NY Lawyer with 22 years of experience
Divorce, Family and Real Estate
Touro College Jacob D. Fuchsberg Law Center
Attorney Natasha Meyers received her Bachelor of Arts degree in Political Science in 1996 from Hunter College. In 2003, she received her Juris Doctorate from Touro College Jacob D. Fuchsberg Law Center, where she graduated magna cum laude. Ms. Meyers began her legal career at one of the largest law firms in Long Island, where she focused her practice on commercial litigation in federal and state court. In 2003, Attorney Meyers was admitted to practice in the state of New York and in 2004, she was admitted to practice before the United States District Court for the Eastern and Southern...
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Lynn Poster-zimmerman
Huntington, NY Lawyer with 41 years of experience
(631) 673-6905
775 Park Avenue, Huntington Atrium
Suite 335
Huntington, NY 11743
Divorce and Family
Hofstra University
Suffolk County Divorce Attorney
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Michelle Dipaolo
Massapequa, NY Attorney with 26 years of experience
Criminal Defense, DUI & DWI, Divorce and Family
Hofstra Law School
Trial Practice beginning in law school through my career as a Prosecutor and continuing in my own practice that I run with my husband, Anthony C. DiPaolo. My courtroom skills allow me the ability to cross over into many practice areas including but not limited to criminal, matrimonial, family and personal injury law. Our firm also specializes in Wills, Trusts and Estates as well as Real Estate. I have appeared on 48 hours Hard Evidence on CBS and American Greed on CNBC regarding my role as a Prosecutor of a Bank Robbing former stock broker. Including the practice of law,...
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Mark R. Basile
Jericho, NY Lawyer with 36 years of experience
Securities
Touro College Jacob D. Fuchsberg Law Center
Mark R. Basile started his career at Shea & Gould in New York City and throughout the course of his career has, and continues to represent small publicly traded companies in securities and corporate finance litigation in both state and federal courts around the country.
Mr. Basile won a landmark decision (2021) for small public companies in the New York Court of Appeals that agreed that certain corporate funding instruments are subject to NY's criminal usury laws.
Mr. Basile is also a Professor of Law & Entrepreneurship at The Jacob D. Fuchsberg Law Center in New York teaching a course that he...
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James Hagney
Huntington, NY Attorney with 40 years of experience
When you are getting ready to file for divorce, it is essential that you retain the representation of an attorney who will do everything in their power to protect the well-being of you and your family. With nearly three decades of experience in family law, Attorney Hagney knows exactly what it takes to help a client go through divorce in a manner that is as efficient and painless as possible. As a member of the New York Bar Association, the Suffolk County Bar Association, the Suffolk County Matrimonial Bar Association, and the Huntington Lawyers Association, Mr. Hagney has the resources...
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Ms. Carol L. Schlitt
Huntington, NY Attorney with 38 years of experience
Free ConsultationMedical Malpractice and Personal Injury
St. John's University School of Law
I have been practicing personal injury law for over 20 years and have handled hundreds of cases ranging from million dollar verdicts to $1,000 settlements. I understand that the most important case to you is your case. I have learned that clients want someone who will pay attention to their case, someone who will keep them informed and someone who will fight for every dollar that their case deserves. I take satisfaction in knowing that so many of my clients have come to me on referral from previous clients or other attorneys. I make no outlandish claims except...